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Kissin' a Samurai

(Fist of Dishonor)
LYRICS

My baby's a ninja.
I expect him to be untrue.
And I know its just the way of the clan when he -
Uses the last of my shampoo.
But what I saw last night,
As I crept through the bamboo
Makes me...
Oh, it makes me....
Makes me wanna break you with my Kung Fu!

There's just one thing left to do.
Makes me wanna put scorpions in your shoes!

He's my ninja lover. I expect him to lie.
But last night I saw him kissing a samurai.
I'm a Ninja and I don't cry
But last night I saw my baby kissing a samurai.

Humph!

I try to stay cool
In my relationships.
When I start to get stressed,
Relax and practice my flying kick.
But when I think about you
With her taint upon your lips
Makes me...
Oh, it makes me...
Makes me wanna do about a thousand back-flips!

When I flip I flip equiped
Got a fan in my hand and a whip on my hip.

He's my ninja lover. I expect him to lie.
But last night I saw him kissing a samurai
I'm a Ninja and I don't cry
But last night I saw my baby kissing a samurai.

He was kissing a samurai

And my seinsei says:
"Tears will only rust your throwing stars.
Hold on to your bokken. Hold on to your heart.
Hold on to your tonto and your poison darts
Hold on to your dream. Hold on to your guitar!
Now ROCK!"

(Shiggi Solos)

He's my ninja lover. I expect him to lie.
But last night I saw him kissing a samurai
I'm a Ninja and I don't cry
But last night I saw him ooooooooooo!

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last night I saw my baby kissing a samurai.