Fist of Dishonor: Videos

LYRICS

So you think it's so easy
Being a ninja... (rock star.)

And if I do not survive to make the next reccord,
remember me the way I was back in Togakushi.

You think it's all fireballs and curtain calls.
Head butts denting cement.
You think it's all flipping off walls.
Well that don't pay our rent.

You think it's all power chords and breaking boards.
Yeah we got endurance.
You think it's all flashing swords.
We aint got heath insurance.

It aint easy. (X3)
Being a ninja
Oooo Wa ooo. Whoa ooo whoa.

Desk clerk
Wants to know what's with the costumes?
Define berserk.
We're ninjas AND rock stars. Course we trashed the hotel room!

The creditors are getting near.
Should I hawk my katana or my guitar?
The only three letters that a ninja fears:
A.P.R.

It aint easy. (X3)
Being a ninja
Ichi, Ni, San, Shi,

Kung fu can't do our laundry.
Kung fu can't pay our taxes.
Kung fu can't wait in line for us at the DMV.
Kung fu can't find my favorite sunglasses.

Kung fu can't fix our plumbing.
Kung fu can't bring my cat back.
Kung fu can't win the lottery.
Kung fu can't get my Sensei ----.
Remember that night standing in the snow
As the wrecking balls decended down over my dojo.

(guitar solo)

It aint easy. (X3)
Being a ninja