Fist of Dishonor
Fist of Dishonor
Fist of Dishonor: Guestbook
Mr. 1000 Corpses
November 16, 2006
I would just like to say that F.O.D. is quite possibly, the greatest ninja band ever. After a long day of silent assasinations, I sometimes unwind by washing the blood out of my gi, and singing along with the incomparably talented and lovely Missy Jitsu. The first time I heard Kissing a Samurai, I had just garoted the wrong person and I was feeling a little stressed out, but her sweet siren song calmed me right down, and I was able to get right back to murdering the appropriate people. I thought "wow, I can totally relate, finally a song that speaks to me, I too despise the samurai, they smell, and they often hang out with those d*%$ dirty pirates" Then I punched a dude, right through his face. It was awesome! Anyways, I just want to thank you guys for rocking so hard, and making the world a better place for real working class ninja.
Sionara sukas!
Holly
November 14, 2006
Tonite I had the honor of watching "Shi di chu ma" (The Young Master - IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081499/) with the (dis)honorable and powerful Missy Jitsu. During the course of the movie-related jocularity, I clearly heard her movie-watching companion state "Yaarrrr!"
Several of us were aghast at the utterance, and tensions were quite high for a few moments. The pirate-utterer remains among the living for now, but I fear for his future, if such a mistake is repeated.
Missy Jitsu
November 9, 2006
Fisheye,
The only reason I'd have half of ANYTHING would be if I'd cut it in half with my katana... Remember that.
-MJ
Lefty Fisheye
November 9, 2006
You are so going down! You don't even have half a chance.... NINJA
Missy Jitsu
November 9, 2006
MADHUGEWANG,
I sooooo know how you feel! That happened to me just last tuesday! After 17 hours the mirror became so overloaded with orgiastic glee that it actually exploded.
Luckily, all I had to do was stare menacingly at the shards and they harmlessly fused into a silvery puddle... much like T-1000.
SykeS
November 8, 2006
Brian, you definitely have brain damage of unknown pre frontal quantities derived from inbreeding in the Espisitio clan. Foucs your Chi.
MADHUGEWANG
November 6, 2006
Actualy I couldnt puul my self away from the mirror long enough, I was having an intense flexing match with myself and was mezmorized by the, shear raw power and rippleing muscles that I saw before me!
I will make it on th 25th I assure you! That is if I can even get a liscens to carry theese burly guns!
Prepare to be blown away by my FLEXAGE!
Missy Jitsu
November 4, 2006
Hey MADHUGEWANG,
I didn't see you at the Ash. What happened? Did you get a headache from thinking about my muscles and have to stay home nursing a cup of weak tea, or did you just not hang around to talk to me after the show?
-Missy
PS: You better not be a pirate.
Keith Bashnick
November 3, 2006
BRIAN your a f%$#&*% ninja dude... You guys rock ! ..
Leroy
October 26, 2006
Heres a few for ya!
Japanese mugger
What does a Japanese mugger say?
"Give me all your money or I'll kill myself!"
Kamikaze
Why did the Japanese Kamikaze pilot fly back to the base?
He forgot his helmet.
Two men and a woman on a deserted island
On a tropical island :
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Australian men and one Australian woman
Two New Zealand men and one New Zealand woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The two American men are talking about football, while the American woman keeps on b&%$*ing about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving - but hey, at least the taxes are low and it's not raining.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting further instructions.
The two Australian men beat each into a bloody mess for the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men after calling them both wankers'.
Both the New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few bottles of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.
Chuck Norris
October 26, 2006
Aaron, I hear you man. There's nothing I hate worse than an imposter, especialy one who goes out of their way to give good super lizzards a bad name. That makes me so mad, I could just spin kick a dude in the face! Be assured my friend, if the mighty Chuck ever gets to the bottom of this, there will be a mandible bound roudhouse the likes of which has never been seen! My beefy size twelves will carve a swath of destruction right acroos that fools cranium so hard he'll look like Michael Jackson when I'm done. Aw dang, my fingers are getting all sweaty just thinking about it.
Norris out!
p.s. hey bullwinkle, congrats on becoming fifth dan, you really are a champion pole smoker, just like your mom, who by the way, still won't stop calling me.
LIZARDMAN/ AKA Aaron
October 26, 2006
I would just like to say as the "REAL" LIZARDMAn, I am kinda pissed that some fools are impersonating and causing havoc on here.
Knock it off fool!!
Miamoto Moosieashi, master of felatio, 5th dan!
October 24, 2006
No life to speak of,
Sour grapes, inspiration!
Wait, that was just gas.
Bastardo Baston
October 24, 2006
Mooseashi? Close?
I thought I smelled chiken s&%$!
I don't need to watch my words, you've been called out repeatedly. Add nasuem. You don't show. You got nothing...NOTHING! I call you out again! I demand satisfaction!
Wataya gona do? Viciously post all over the place?
Give it up loser.
Aaron
October 24, 2006
who woulda guessed!
Famous Ninja Assasinations!
1. The Dinosaurs – Scientists like to think their extinction was brought upon by a giant meteor colliding with the earth and kicking up enough debris to block out the sun and cause an ice age. HOW CONVENIENT. A giant meteor just happened to hit the earth. If you were to find every dinosaur bone on the planet and examine them closely, you would find they all had one thing in common. A perfect slice to the neck made by a small blade. There’s no convenience about it. It was hard work.
2. Pompeii – Historians want you to believe a volcano took out the island of Pompeii. Well what sounds more believable to you? That one stupid volcano melted an island, or that one badass ninja rained fiery arrows down on a city?
3. Julius Caesar – This guy wasn’t stabbed by 50 of his closest friends in 5 minutes. He was stabbed 50 times by one ninja in 2 minutes. Shakespeare wrote the fictional ending because he knew if he told the truth, he would soon be staring down the business end of a shuriken.
4. Leaning Tower of Pizza – Great Architectural wonder, my butt. A ninja was hired to kill this building and kicked it.
5. The Battle of Gettysburg – This was one of the most brutal battles in the Civil War with deaths from the North and the South numbering in the thousands. Well, the reality is that not one shot was fired by either side. Both armies gathered on either side of the battlefield, but there was one lone ninja in the center. Then some idiot yelled, “Hey doofus, get out of the way.” Well, the ninja went ape s*&% and started chopping until he could chop no more.
6. The Titanic – What makes more sense? A giant unsinkable ship broken in half by a giant piece of snow, or a giant unsinkable ship CUT in half by a lightning fast, razor sharp, sword wielded by a powerful ninja? Yeah, that whole iceberg theory is looking real dumb right now.
7. Bruce Lee – journalists want you to believe that he slipped in the tub after filming “Enter the Dragon.” Bruce Lee was a badass, and the only way to kill him was to hire a badder asser. His death had ninja written all over it. It is rumored the ninja was hired by Chuck Norris.
8. The Soviet Union – Ninjas don’t always kill with swords. Ronald Reagan hired a ninja in the 80s to stop the Cold War, and he did.
9. Unicorns – These single horned horses use to roam the Earth by the millions. Then the ninja council decided that these creatures were too gay looking and ordered them exterminated. It is rumored that the first pair of numchaku was built from two unicorn horns.
10. Adolph Hitler – Historians want you to believe he died of a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head. But what about the 50 shurikens found embedded in his back? Why 50? One for each star on the American Flag. The A-bomb wasn’t the only secret weapon the U.S. unleashed in WW2.
Leroy
October 24, 2006
Can't wait to see you guys at the Ash Street on sunday!!
Rock ON!
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 23, 2006
Watch your words bastardo, I am much closer than you might think!
Miamoto Moosesashi
R.M.S.T.
Bastardo Baston
October 23, 2006
Dang Miamoto, have you no life to speak of?
Writing martial poetry casue your jelous of a local bands popularity?
How much of that did you plagarize to begin with?
You've gone from booger eater to Shakespeare in one week? Yeah right, not everyone is as dense as you.
I feel guilty giving you the attention you are so obviously starved of.
Don't be afraid of foul language fool, be afraid of the 225 lb attack trained gorilla that you antagonize almost daily with your rantings.
Every bully, every s&%$ talker, every hater is a coward. That is my mantra when facing scum like you. It has destroyed far greater foes. Drug dealers, maniac rapists, socipathic gangs, I've seen it all. Real danger, real threats of death, not some panty waist web baiter with a sticky keyboard.
You lack the courage to ever apear in person. Hence made up names, and idol threats. I'll be at the ash street on the 29th but I doubt you will. You'll just post some crap about how you think our performance sucked and how your gonna makes us all pay for being cooler than you. I bet your never even there. A shrewd analisys of your writing leads me to beleive that your not even old enough to get into a saloon.
Do something with your life before you bite off more than you can chew. Yor mouth has already written a check that your ass will never be able to cash.
Your still a punk bitch...punk!
MADHUGEWANG
October 23, 2006
Another lesson in poetry I find it quite beautiful but not as beautiful as my GINORMOUS MUSCLES!!
Here Goes:
Real ninjas rock corndogs
not a second thought given
to the lips and hooves of hogs.
The bigger and fatter,
dipped in tasty cornbatters--
curing hunger's what matters.
Clever ninjas dig corndogs
'caues they a meal on a
stick...
which makes a handy weapon
right quick...
when lunch is over and some
surly d%*&...
tries to catch them unawares,
failing to recognize that
deadly corndog stick.
The best ninjas know corndogs
are some tasty lunchtime snacks
complete with a wooden spear,
handy for stabbing in a
would-be assassin's thorat.
Real ninjas ROCK corndogs.
MADHUGEWANG
P.S. You know you love me!!
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 23, 2006
Mountain and river, grass and tree, grow more barren;
for ten miles winds smell of blood in the fresh battlefield.
Conquering horses do not advance nor do men talk;
outside Ash street Saloon, I stand in the setting sun.
Army of one, conquered the powerful foe;
battling I will make mountains of corpses.
I triumph today.
Inhale, exhale
Forward, back
Living, dying:
Arrows, let flown each to each
Meet midway and slice
The void in aimless flight --
Thus I return to the source.
MADHUGEWANG
October 21, 2006
Whew! I just did like 4,000 (*(% push ups cause I'm gettin all pumped to see some real a&$ kickin go down on the 29th!!
Where is it again? I hope it's not to hot at the venue, I have to wear a special coat that completely hides my freakin huge muscles! Just the sight of them would make you cream your shorts!
So is this "Samurai Moose" Going to show or is this all a bunch of BS?
MADHUGEWANG
P.S. I'm Burly and you love it!
Kabuki Bottom
October 20, 2006
I must agree with the Moose. Cursing IS "pathetic" and gives the wrong impression to the young and uninitiated (Mia-Moose included). Violence, on the other hand, is deeply encouraged. So choose your words/posts as if they could/will be eradicated for infractions of base etiquette as easily as your frail body could be eradicated by the kinda sharp-looking plasticy blade of my ninja-to.
-Kabuki (silent but violent) Bottom
Holly
October 20, 2006
Chuck Norris wrote:
> p.s. hey Miamoto, tell your mom to stop calling me.
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Whoa, Miamoto's mom has been calling you too? I had to change my number...
Chuck Norris
October 20, 2006
F.O.D. is by far the coolest band on the planet! I wanna spin kick a dude in the face just thinking about how bad a&$ they are! I saw Dan Inosanto last weekend, and all we talked about was how you guys are really raising the bar, and how much our old friend Bruce would have loved your shows! Don't ever stop rocking!
p.s. hey Miamoto, tell your mom to stop calling me.
Mr X
October 20, 2006
Miamoto, I read the part about how you were butt hurt. Are you sure that was a ninja in there? I mean I have seen several hippies dressed up as ninja's lately, especially in the SE part of town. Damn hippies.
Bastadro Baston
October 20, 2006
Yo Arron, your pictures rule!
Keep it up man!
Sorry about the b.s., but it's just like Confucious said, "Mooseashi is a no talent a&$ clown."
Man that guy was way ahead of his time...
Miamoto Mooseashi is a Dueche
October 20, 2006
Ninja-to, not ninja, ninja to is type of sword, like a wakazahi, but not curved, and made of cheap material so it can be disacarded after or during use. Or hiden in a fools a&$, without much expense.
Some martial arts expert you are! If your blows are as weak as your reading skills and your wit, than you are in seriously deep shizzle.
You better step it up, grab a thesaurus, start writing your ideas down, cause your losing momentum my boy. You need to come up with something sharper than miss informed gerbil comparisons, cause your about to get dropped like a cherie blossom, or a turd coverd sword.
Sorry about your anus...punk.
Aaron
October 19, 2006
WTF! All this stuff is crazy BTW did anyone see any of the photos beetween all the BS??
Any way IO'll be at the next show shooting photos so get dressed up real nice!!
Aaron
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 19, 2006
HA! I find it all extremly amusing!! Your weak attempts to frightn me with your pathetic little curse words.
And yes how clever to post as me, saying things about ninja being in my rectum. Even if there were a Ninja in my rectum, which there was not, he would of crawled there him self. It is a common known fact that ninjas are close cousins to the Gerbil and Hampster and find no better comfort than that of a warm squishy butt hole.
I laugh at your stupidity and your weak attempts to "Frighten" me you will see soon enough.
And it seems as though some one amongst us here has no self control and a hasty temper, I am sure you are a good little ninja but you still eat your own boogers and that my friend is gross!
See you on the 29th!! Where we shall battle till the end!
Miamoto mooseashi
R.M.S.T
Oh yes if you wish to email me do so at the following: bastardobastoneatshisownboogiesandlikesit@boogereater.commoo
George H. W. Bush jr.
October 18, 2006
I am George W. Bush, president of the United States of America, and I endorse this message.
Ninjas rule!
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 18, 2006
I just got back from the doctor.
They had to remove a ninja to from my rectum.
Anybody know how that got up there?
I'm just asking.
Man my but hurts.
Bastardo Baston
October 18, 2006
Boogers? My, what bitting satyric whit! Man, I cannot wait to meet your bitch ass in person. You better stay beneath the leaves you sorry a%$, no life having, shit talking, no talent, no class, &%$^less, brainless, clueless, dumb f&%$, douche bag, a%$ clown. I wish upon you one thousand paper cuts to your stretchedd out and horrificly abused crinkled brown eye. I'm serious f$&# tard, it's open season, and you've got a date with the taxidermist. Your stuffed moose head wil take a place of honor at the low blow dojo. I think we will place it in the toilet bowl. You get what you give baby...and you better come up with something more creavtive than boogers...your running out of steam bitch. You can't even begin to lock wits with the bastard if that's all you've got.
p.s. Eat a bag of d&%*$...b#&%$.
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 18, 2006
Bastardo Baston, eats his own boogers!
and likes it!!!!
Bastardo Baston
October 17, 2006
Yo dude, I gotta find a pawn shop.
Cause these guns are hot baby!
MADHUGEWANG
October 17, 2006
Any one know any veteranarians??
Cause my pythons are SICK!!
Zodiac Snow Wolf
October 16, 2006
I can't wait to kill me some pirates...
(Oct. 29th @ Ash St.)
Pirate blood gets you drunk.
I want to get drunk...
Aaron
October 16, 2006
Ok go to www.visualtorrent.com if the other one isnt working and go to gallerys and mine is under "Aaron Gotthardt"
Thanks again for the rock and roll!
Aaron
October 16, 2006
Hey all you dueling fools! I have just posted photos of your show at the Ash Street and also Sabalas on my web site. Not all of them are up I have like 300 photos! Anyway if you want to see them, see them @
www.visualtorrent.com/aaron under my bands gallery, and while you are there why not register on the site and support your local photographers!
Hope you are all well! Hidden that is cause it sounds like Moosey pants means business, don't worry you can take him!
Hey moose go eat a leaf!
Thanks,
Aaron
Missy Jitsu
October 15, 2006
Dear Holly,
Lizard Man may have a big mouth, but if he keeps running it like he just did, NO. There will not be enough left.
Maybe we can make you a moose hide cape. It will come pre-tanned.
douitashimashite,
Missy
LIZARD MAN
October 15, 2006
Moisturize sur I'll do that with your blood! After I cut your ugly ninja face off!
Miamoto was right you are all feeble turds!
Just so you know I let you win that one just because I didn't want to embarass you, thats right folks LIZARD MAM is a gentle man!
That's why I got so many LIZARD Hoes in different area codes, that's just how I roll, cause the next time I see you heads are gonna roll.
With my green iguana strike I'll take you all out
I'm gonna bite yo neck and beat you with my trouser trout
Thats right, that's what I'm Gonna do cause you weak a&$ ninja aint even got a clue.
With Kabuki Bottom takin it in the bottom and Zodiac Snow Wolf and his fleas hittin rock bottom when I return there will be problems.
So lil miss missy this is what I gotta say to you, your kung fu is weak and i'm gonna choke you out until you turn blue!
LIZARD MAN OUT YO!
Holly
October 15, 2006
Missy,
Do you think there'll be enough of Lizard Man left over that I could make a belt? I'd be into that.
XOXO,
Holly
Missy Jitsu
October 15, 2006
I'm delighted to hear it, Lizard Man. Your hide will be perfect for my new boots. I've been needing some heels to complement my ewok coat. Bring it on, baby! Also, if you could start moisturizing yourself with some leather conditioner, that'd be super.
XOXOXO,
Missy
LIZARD MAN
October 15, 2006
I SHALL RETURN!
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 15, 2006
So the other day I was just getting done slaughtering a litter of kittens when I thought to my self hmm.....
this is kind of like how it's going to be when I slaughter you feeble ninja, easy, kinda like stompin kittys!
I laugh at your amusing attempts to make peace
but there can be no peace as long as Ninjas play rock and roll! (It's a good thing you wear masks up there cause your little crowd would drop dead at the sight of
your ugly faces! Can I ask is that one of your super secret ninja moves? what do you call it? The death by ugly strike...
I recently arranged a meeting with LIZARD MAN, whom was not so fortunate at your last show, I was impressed that he survived a blow like that, I can only immagine what would have happened if you had all removed your masks...
My self and him have vowed a blood oath to hummiliate you all, not kill you we think it would be better for you to live with the shame of being defeated! (Evil Laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just a few last points: I have many girl friends! 24 to
be exact! My furry is sharp! and I do enjoy the occasional cup of tea with a butter cookie.
Miamoto Moosesashi
R.M.S.T.
P.S. I fart in your general direction!
True Believer
October 15, 2006
It pains me to see and whitness such hate
and dishonor posted on this playfull
website. I'm not sure if some of you
extremists know this, but the concept
of a nija rock band (emphasis: ROCK BAND)
is merly a creative colaberation of music
with martial practice. A fun test to see
what type of crazy shit a band can come up
with when they dress up as ninjas. To a
person that would refer to his own kind
(i.e. the human race [you are human aren't
you? and don't say no. because that's just sad)
as MORTALS you must have had some crazy
Moose-knock to the head and fell into a
dragonball Z fantacy.
Why are you all wasting your time obsessing about
who chalenges who and I'm gonna kick such and such?
Have you met any of the band members? Theyr'e nice
people that would probably never want to hurt
anyone. they're just innocently taking on the
roles of a concept that has strecthed far beyond
the countable reaches of the world and construing
and fun and bombastic festival of music/fighting.
Lay off!! Holy s#&$ness, none of you must have any
girlfriends.
Bastardo Baston
October 11, 2006
The fact that you claim the great miamoto proves what a pathetic fake you are.
I'll see you around mooseboy.
Then we see how strong you are.
Too chicken s&$% to give a real name, location, or even weblink?
Sorry b&%$*, but couldn't find your server.
You hate us times infinity huh? Are you even old enough to get into our shows.
You better keep this s&%# to idle threats, and your patheticly uncreative insults on the web.
I do not practice kung fu, I am a proud student of the beautiful, and destructive martial arts of the Filipine islands. I would be all too happy to give you a demo.
If you ever have the misfortune of being revealed to me in person, it will be the most painful and humiliating experience of your sad hateful life.
That is my promise, your challenge is accepted. I look forward to ruining your personal health.
Hatefully yours,
Bastardo Baston
Holly
October 10, 2006
Miamoto Mooseashi wrote:
> You will one day be
> cut down by my furry
I just love this. Who knew a furry could be sharp?
Miamoto Mooseashi
October 7, 2006
Ya well I hate you all X INFINITY!!!
And you Just wait just wait till your next show
COWARDS YOU ALL DIE!
Especialy Zodiak rat dog and his fleas!
See you in hell!
Miamoto Moosesashi
R.M.S.T.
Zodiac Snow Wolf
October 6, 2006
I think you hurt him real bad, Kabuki...
Or maybe he's sweating over his dictionary
with all those big words...
Bullwinkle has a fake website...
and a shriveled pee-pee.
Leave while you still have a faint
memory of what dignity was.
DO!
GO!
NOW!
And don't look back, you might see
your own entrails.
I will always hate you,
Zodiac Snow Wolf
Kabuki Bottom
October 4, 2006
I just eliminated a horde of fire breathing succubi, and as I wipe the blood from my ninjato, what should I perchance to see? The blatherings of yet another upstart practitioner, confusing us with the honorable and weak, who waste their time issuing and accepting challenges. WE ARE NINJA! You will NEVER face us honestly, or on terms other than our own (which you will not be privy to until long after the stench of your own leaky entrails has fowled your moosey nostrils).
If your ability to conjugate a verb is directly representational of your martial precision, I have no doubt you will just as clumsily succumb to the intestinal purgings of my sub-sonic base torture. Were that not enough upon which for you to ruminate, know that I will further remove and then impale you upon your own fuzzy and undeveloped antlers, while bitch slapping you with The Five Ring brass knuckles of fate.
You must be born into this... child. Late starters make early graves. Let this be a warning.
Yours gently,
Kabuki
Miamoto Moosesashi
October 4, 2006
I do have a website you weak ass terd! it's
www.lickmybigfatmoosenuts.com/
And speaking of acting a fool, do you even
realize how arogant you sound comming on here making
threats and acting like you know what your
even talking about!
NEW CHALLENGE: Me alone arms and one leg tied behind my back against the Fist of Dishonor clan all at once!
and TWO: MR.Undead pulls his usless empty head from his donkeys ass before embarassing himself further!
The day draws near when we will battle and you all die terribly!
Miamoto Moosesashi
R.M.S.T.
P.S. Your Kung Fu is weak at best!
Mr. Undead
October 3, 2006
Hey Mooseknuckles,
Get another hobby.
If you don't like what they do,
maybe you should form your own band,
so they can go to your website and,
act a fool...
(insert Japanese word for "gat a life")
MADHUGEWANG
October 2, 2006
My muscles are so sick! juswt the sight of them would kill you all, that's how burly I am!
You still think you can mess with this!
Miamoto Mooseashi
September 30, 2006
Yet another embarrasing and lowsy performance
by what do you call your selves again??
Oh yes Fist of dishonor, more like Fist of total
suck fest and puke BLEH!!
Running around with your theatrics and acting like you know
the first thing about real martial arts....
I laugh at you feeble so called Ninja! (Evil laugh)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I laugh at the fact that you probally pissed your selves
wet after my first comment, seeing as there was no acceptance to my challenge!
I was Hagakure last night and ready to strike
(Hagakure= Hidden beneath the leaves) But could not
due to the fact that I my self pissed all over from
laughter at the sight of you fools running around
like little chidren!
You should leave the arts to true practisioners and
go back to being what you truly are, weak less than
inteligent mortals.
My challenge still stands cowards!
You will one day be cut down by my furry and I
will bathe in your blood!
I must retire just the thought of you makes me sick... I must puke now....
Miamoto Mooseashi
Of the R.M.S.T (Renegade Moose Strike Team)
Madhugewang
September 25, 2006
You really think you can mess with this!
Miamoto Moosesashi
September 25, 2006
I saw your show last night and I just need to say.................... Your Kung-Fu is weak! You fools couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag!
Yopu better hope I never see you on the street or you will see and feel what real Kung-Fu is, I would have destroyed you all right there but I was more entertained watching you embarass your selves!! (Evil Laugh) HAHAHAHA!!
If you want to see real Kung-Fu the I challenge you all against me at the same time, with both arms tied behind my back!
Where: Mt. Tabor in the crater
When: When you think you got the balls!!
Disrespectfully yours weaklings!
Miamoto Moosesashi
Of the R.M.S.T. (Renegade Moose Strike Team)
Joel ZoSSoM
September 21, 2006
you may have reined victory over our previous
battle, BUT BE NOT DECIEVED!! I will return soon
and we will meet again, and we will fight! And It
will be horribly tainted with my bombastic,
somewhat gooey, wimpering fits of RAGE!!!
You will lose! And you will fall!! and you will
cry if you feel like it!!!!!!
Whatch Out!! I'm coming to dishonor your allready
dishonored band!! Muah hahaha!!!
love,
Joel ZoSSom
Chad from Drats!!!
September 17, 2006
Samurai can SUCK IT!!!
Corene and Kelly!!!
September 11, 2006
OMG! I loved the video clay, you never told me about the loose women though... lol, well that was a lot of fun... kelly said she loved it too!!! Good luck guys!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!
~*Your groupies*~
PJ
August 22, 2006
I couldn't find your CD at Everyday Music OR at Portland Cutlery. [Insert Japanese phrase for "That's life."]
Mike J
August 12, 2006
great show yesterday, great tunes and a floor show
awsum, hope to catch you all again somewhere.
Bill Cummings
August 9, 2006
I want a DVD of your shows, Looks interesting
Naiya
July 19, 2006
Missy Jitsu (Tara)! Come see us at Twilight Cafe (SE Powell, Portland) this FRIDAY!!! Attack Ships On Fire - with me on six-string bass. www.attackshipsonfire.com! I promise: You will -not- be disappointed. xoxox, Naiya
Atrocity, Captain of the Death Metal Cheerleaders
July 16, 2006
This is better than porn-a-oke (porn-ee-oh-kee, pronounced like karaoke). So when are you guys playing next, anyway? Sing to me, Missy Jitsu, and I shall execute thy exquisite bidding. Bullets have no breath. Sword mirror of my soul; let no blood be wasted. -Atrocity
Iris AlRoy
July 16, 2006
Hey Tara, nice to meet you! Check out my www.dream-log.com. Looking forward to checking out your act live some day.
nate
July 9, 2006
Where's the pianist?
roboto
July 2, 2006
f&$%#*' sick
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